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Tag: metal detecting humor

In Defense of the E-trac:

Posted on November 16, 2021 By Detecting Diva 11 Comments on In Defense of the E-trac:

So I haven’t been posting for a while because of ongoing issues with my Word Press theme.  The main issue being that I couldn’t post new posts. The support I pay for couldn’t fix the issue, neither could the theme developer (nor did he seem to care), but I really liked the way my site looked and was too stubborn to change it. I was hoping some plug in update would come along and magically fix it, because, well, that happens sometimes.

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The Metal Detecting Sticker Phenomenon

Posted on May 19, 2021 By Detecting Diva 10 Comments on The Metal Detecting Sticker Phenomenon

Stickers, stickers, stickers—Who doesn’t love stickers??? I love stickers, I’ve always loved stickers. They’re just so darn stickery and cool.

For about a decade I saved all my metal detecting stickers, waiting until I had enough to start decorating my “Woman Cave”.  This not so feminine “Cave” consists of my detecting work bench and gear storage area of the unfinished basement. It’s also where I sit to drink wine or coffee while I’m writing blog posts or cleaning my finds.

It’s quiet here.  No one bothers me, and I’m surrounded by all things metal detecting—including my “in progress” sticker wall.

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The Awesome Detectorist

Posted on December 30, 2020December 30, 2020 By Detecting Diva 16 Comments on The Awesome Detectorist


There are two different types of Awesome Detectorist’s, the truly awesome ones, and the ones who think they’re truly awesome.

If you’re thinking, hey I want to read about awesome Detectorists, then you’re probably one of them, but if you’re thinking, I know she wrote this post about me, well, do the math…

If you’re familiar with my somewhat “barbed” (as the Brits say), sense of humor, and ability to mix reality with a dash or two of sarcasm, you may enjoy this post. Mind you, I don’t place myself in either category.  Being an empath, I’m more of an observer.  Being hyper-sensitive to sensing other people’s motivations can be overwhelming, and somewhat frustrating, especially when it takes others months or even years to see through a facade it took me only minutes, or a few hunts with someone to realize. 

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The Dishonest Detectorist

Posted on November 12, 2020November 21, 2020 By Detecting Diva 13 Comments on The Dishonest Detectorist


Have you ever been at a hunt where no one has found anything of any consequence, and suddenly someone comes walking up, all smiles, with a pouch full of sensational finds?  It’s usually someone new, or someone you don’t know very well, but occasionally it’s a person who’s been in the hobby a while. You’re happy for them, even though your mind is trying to rationalize a slight suspicion of disbelief, because 50 other people, with the majority being experienced, hard core hunters all just got skunked. 

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The 15 Phases of Metal Detecting

Posted on October 27, 2020November 21, 2020 By Detecting Diva 10 Comments on The 15 Phases of Metal Detecting


There are some things that most, if not all Detectorist’s struggle with when starting out in this hobby.  Whether you’re a newbie, or a seasoned vet, I’m sure you’ll relate to a few:

Phase 1:  WANTING
You see some random guy on the beach metal detecting and the daydreaming begins…  I’ve always wanted to do that… I should buy a metal detector…  I could find treasure… I remember when Aunt Millie lost her wedding ring years back and a guy with one of those machines found it for her…

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Metal Detecting Humor, Tales of the Hunt

Sites that Make you go “Ewww”

Posted on July 29, 2019November 21, 2020 By Detecting Diva 12 Comments on Sites that Make you go “Ewww”

Disclosure: I have to start out with this, because whenever I write something negative or controversial, I get the “My feelings are hurt” emails and texts. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and this article should not reflect on the hunt itself. The organizers did a fantastic job. Getting sites to hunt these days is not an easy task, and I do appreciate the efforts. This is my personal feeling about a hunt site, it doesn’t mean it was a bad site. There were many who enjoyed it and found good stuff. Would I go to one of their hunts again…absolutely. It just was what it was that day. In other words, “It’s not you, it’s me”.

So get off my back. I write what I feel and experience, and not every Hunt is “the best hunt ever”.  And if I wrote that every hunt I attended was “the best hunt ever”, well, you wouldn’t want to read that crap.

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Confessions of an Expert Oxen Shoe Finder:

Posted on July 14, 2019November 21, 2020 By Detecting Diva 10 Comments on Confessions of an Expert Oxen Shoe Finder:

Technically the title should be Confessions of an expert ox shoe finder. Ox is singular, oxen is plural. I know that, but I like the way oxen shoe sounds over ox shoe, so if you’ve got a problem with that already, don’t continue, but if you can deal, then read on…

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Metal Detecting Miscellany: Volume 1

Posted on August 8, 2018January 18, 2019 By Detecting Diva 9 Comments on Metal Detecting Miscellany: Volume 1

Bears Bears Bears!!!

After a decade of trapsing around in the woods of New England, I finally saw my first Bear(s).  I was hunting a spot up in Kent, CT with my friend Kevin D.  Kevin went to go hunt down in the meadow, and I decided not to because it was too sunny.  When he came back to the top of the meadow, we were talking, and he suddenly says  “Hey, whats that? Is that a bear?” I looked down into the meadow, and sure enough it was a bear, not only that, but about 5 seconds later, another bear climbed down from a small tree right next to it.   Kevin had just been detecting the area minutes before that.  I don’t know that they would have bothered him, but still a little scary to see a bear (or two) at any time.  They weren’t cubs, but they were young.

We decided it was best to move on, but Kevin was so nice to point out that he did not have to run faster than the bears, just faster than me–thanks Kev.

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Girls Topless Metal Detecting

Posted on December 6, 2017November 22, 2020 By Detecting Diva 15 Comments on Girls Topless Metal Detecting

So I’m thinking what to write about for my next post, and annoyed because I had a list of topics in my head, but forgot them. I do this a lot, and a friend told me a few days ago that I should write it all down. “Yeah, I will” was my response… and I didn’t. So… this post will be about my cool Miniature Schnauzer, “Abby”.

Abby is sleeping right now, she does that a lot, in between being lovable and adorable. She gets very excited when she sees me get my detector out, because sometimes I take her with me. I like to pretend she likes detecting, but deep down I know she just really likes to be outside.

Okay, kidding aside, on to the real stuff, and it’s not that Abby isn’t worth a post, she’s the best, but she just doesn’t share my passion for the hobby. Sorry Abby.

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Smashing Pumpkins: A Coin Bonanza in the Pumpkin Patch!

Posted on December 3, 2017November 22, 2020 By Detecting Diva 8 Comments on Smashing Pumpkins: A Coin Bonanza in the Pumpkin Patch!

A good friend and detecting buddy of mine, JoJo, was kind enough to share the story of his most epic detecting day ever. Thank you for sharing JoJo.

THE PUMPKIN PATCH
By JoJo Lantiegne

I received an invite to go hunt some pumpkin fields from Matt, a fellow member of my metal detecting club, The Yankee Territory Coinshooters out of Wethersfield, CT. I had hunted with him the week prior with much success, but that was nothing compared to what we were to find this time out.

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Click to watch, Guest Posts, Humor, Tales of the Hunt

Social Media, Tank Tops & Unicorns:

Posted on July 14, 2017November 22, 2020 By Detecting Diva 14 Comments on Social Media, Tank Tops & Unicorns:

I’ve been approached by many people complimenting me on my blog, and what I hear most often is “more hunt stories please, more hunt stories“. I’m always surprised and flattered by this, because if you log onto social media these days, you’d likely be convinced that all people care about is seeing photos of finds or links to YouTube videos.

But I have my niche. Despite all the hoopla on social media, the constant barrage of videos, and “lookie what I found” posts, there are still some folks out there who remember what the hobby was before Facebook & YouTube… in the days before reading became passé.

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Humor, Tales of the Hunt

Is your Significant Other also your Detecting Partner?

Posted on September 6, 2015November 24, 2020 By Detecting Diva 2 Comments on Is your Significant Other also your Detecting Partner?

birdsOut of the archives comes some more metal detecting humor that you may (or may not) be able to relate to–enjoy!

Is your significant other also your detecting partner?  Do you know what he or she is thinking?

Here are some examples; some drawn from experience, some from humor, of gender differences in the hobby and what your partner could or might be thinking or doing …

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The ABC’s of Metal Detecting

Posted on March 25, 2013November 23, 2020 By Detecting Diva 2 Comments on The ABC’s of Metal Detecting

Snoopy with Metal Detector Here’s a bit of metal detecting humor to start off your week.  I’m sure some of you can relate–Happy Hunting!

The ABC’s of Metal Detecting:

A-is for Annoying, as in those folks who come up to you on the beach and say “If you find a gold ring, I lost it”, followed by smug laughter. Oh gosh–we’ve never heard that one before–Comedy Central is on our speed dial, just for you.

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Humor

Advice for Detecting Widows? Guys, your wives may like this.

Posted on March 7, 2013November 23, 2020 By Detecting Diva 4 Comments on Advice for Detecting Widows? Guys, your wives may like this.

Are you a Detecting Widow? Does your man disappear for hours only to return with a sack full of pull tabs, bottle caps, dirty coins, rusty thingies, or perhaps lead bullets, silver or gold? After barely saying hello, does he race to clean his treasures, tag & bag his finds, or photograph them for sharing…

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Humor, Metal Detecting Humor

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